Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order.
When I'm married I want to be single, and when I'm single I want to be married.
A shot of brandy can save your life, but a bottle of brandy can kill you.
I'd like to have made one of those big splashy Technicolor musicals with Rita Hayworth.
To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
When people tell you how young you look, they are also telling you how old you are.