Dying's tough - but not as tough as comedy.
Nature eventually has her own way, so perhaps the best procedure is to accept what old Mother Nature or God, if you will, dictates. Accept it and you'll get along better.
I pretended to be somebody I wanted to be until finally I became that person. Or he became me.
Sometimes angels rush in where fools fear to tread.
Simplicity, to me, has always been the essence of good taste.
A shot of brandy can save your life, but a bottle of brandy can kill you.