We have our factory, which is called a stage. We make a product, we color it, we title it and we ship it out in cans.

It`s important to know where you`ve come from so that you can know where you`re going. I probably chose my profession because I was seeking approval, adulation, admiration and affection.

My father used to say, 'Let them see you and not the suit. That should be secondary.'

I began by acting like the person I wanted to be, and eventually I became that person.

There's no point in being unhappy about growing older. Just think of the millions who have been denied the privilege.

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.

I have no plans to write an autobiography, I will leave that to others. I'm sure they will turn me into a homosexual or a Nazi spy or something else.