A shot of brandy can save your life, but a bottle of brandy can kill you.

I acted like Cary Grant for so long that I became Cary Grant

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.

Comedy holds the greatest risk for an actor, and laughter is the reward.

Divorce is a game played by lawyers.

To write an autobiography, you've got to expose other people. I hope to get out of this world as gracefully as possible, without embarrassing anyone.

I improve in misquotation.