To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
To write an autobiography, you've got to expose other people. I hope to get out of this world as gracefully as possible, without embarrassing anyone.
It takes 500 small details to add up to one favorable impression.
I improve in misquotation.
I'd like to have made one of those big splashy Technicolor musicals with Rita Hayworth.
We have our factory, which is called a stage. We make a product, we color it, we title it and we ship it out in cans.