The only really good thing about acting in movies is that there's no heavy lifting.

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.

A shot of brandy can save your life, but a bottle of brandy can kill you.

I may not have married for very sound reasons, but money was the least of them.

I began by acting like the person I wanted to be, and eventually I became that person.

Who is omnipotent or wise enough to decide each new standard of good taste? Or sensitivity?

Comedy holds the greatest risk for an actor, and laughter is the reward.