The only really good thing about acting in movies is that there's no heavy lifting.

If you want to be an actor, my advice is to learn your lines and don't bump into the other actors.

I improve on misquotation.

There must be something between us, even if it's only an ocean.

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.

Nature eventually has her own way, so perhaps the best procedure is to accept what old Mother Nature or God, if you will, dictates. Accept it and you'll get along better.

I've often been accused by critics of being myself on-screen. But being oneself is more difficult than you'd suppose.