Divorce is a game played by lawyers.

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Simplicity, to me, has always been the essence of good taste.

I improve on misquotation.

I'm prepared. I have a gun and I know how to shoot, and whoever comes calling without an invitation will get it in the rear end.

Destiny is not necessarily what we get out of life, but rather, what we give.

I began by acting like the person I wanted to be, and eventually I became that person.