I was a self-centered bore. I was masochistic, and only thought I was happy. When I woke up and said, "there must be something wrong with me", I grew up. Because I never understood myself, how could I hope to understand anyone else? That's why I can truly say that now I can give a woman love for the first time in my life, because I can understand her.

I improve on misquotation.

One pretends to do something, or copy someone or some teacher, until it can be done confidently and easily in what becomes one's own style

I have no plans to write an autobiography, I will leave that to others. I'm sure they will turn me into a homosexual or a Nazi spy or something else.

I've often been accused by critics of being myself on-screen. But being oneself is more difficult than you'd suppose.

I'm prepared. I have a gun and I know how to shoot, and whoever comes calling without an invitation will get it in the rear end.

I think that making love is the best form of exercise.