I pretended to be somebody I wanted to be until finally I became that person. Or he became me.

One pretends to do something, or copy someone or some teacher, until it can be done confidently and easily in what becomes one's own style

Destiny is not necessarily what we get out of life, but rather, what we give.

We should all just smell well and enjoy ourselves more.

I'm prepared. I have a gun and I know how to shoot, and whoever comes calling without an invitation will get it in the rear end.

Dying's tough - but not as tough as comedy.

I improve on misquotation.