I pretended to be somebody I wanted to be until finally I became that person. Or he became me.

I improve in misquotation.

Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.

I began by acting like the person I wanted to be, and eventually I became that person.

I'm prepared. I have a gun and I know how to shoot, and whoever comes calling without an invitation will get it in the rear end.

I'm a fatheaded guy, full of pain. It tore me up not having you.

I have no plans to write an autobiography, I will leave that to others. I'm sure they will turn me into a homosexual or a Nazi spy or something else.