There must be something between us, even if it's only an ocean.
Dying's tough - but not as tough as comedy.
Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant. Let me expand a bit. I sense that you may feel that I am free of problems. Let me assure you that I have the same anxieties and insecurities as anyone in this auditorium - maybe more.
Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.
I improve in misquotation.
To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.