I'm prepared. I have a gun and I know how to shoot, and whoever comes calling without an invitation will get it in the rear end.

The only really good thing about acting in movies is that there's no heavy lifting.

Divorce is a game played by lawyers.

I'm prepared. I have a gun and I know how to shoot, and whoever comes calling without an invitation will get it in the rear end.

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.

To write an autobiography, you've got to expose other people. I hope to get out of this world as gracefully as possible, without embarrassing anyone.

Sometimes angels rush in where fools fear to tread.