I may not have married for very sound reasons, but money was the least of them.

When I'm married I want to be single, and when I'm single I want to be married.

It is the law of life that if you are kind to someone you feel happy. If you arecruel you are unhappy. And if you hurt someone, you will be hurt back.

I can't bear to hear a woman talk baby talk.

I was a fat-headed guy, full of pain.

I improve in misquotation.

The only really good thing about acting in movies is that there's no heavy lifting.