I began by acting like the person I wanted to be, and eventually I became that person.
To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
I'm prepared. I have a gun and I know how to shoot, and whoever comes calling without an invitation will get it in the rear end.
When people tell you how young you look, they are also telling you how old you are.
A shot of brandy can save your life, but a bottle of brandy can kill you.
There must be something between us, even if it's only an ocean.