I have no plans to write an autobiography, I will leave that to others. I'm sure they will turn me into a homosexual or a Nazi spy or something else.

Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.

I pretended to be somebody I wanted to be until finally I became that person. Or he became me.

It's better to buy one good pair of shoes than four cheap ones.

I'm prepared. I have a gun and I know how to shoot, and whoever comes calling without an invitation will get it in the rear end.

Everyone tells me I've had such an interesting life, but sometimes I think it's been nothing but stomach disturbances and self-concern.

All it takes are a few simple outfits. And there's one secret - The Simpler The Better