Destiny is not necessarily what we get out of life, but rather, what we give.

I began by acting like the person I wanted to be, and eventually I became that person.

You know I have about the same interest in jewelry as I have in politics, horse racing, modern poetry, and women who need weird excitement – none.

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.

I improve in misquotation.

All it takes are a few simple outfits. And there's one secret - The Simpler The Better

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order.