Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
Gettin' good players is easy. Gettin' 'em to play together is the hard part.
The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
We was going to get you a birthday cake, but we figured you'd drop it.
Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
There's nobody on my ball club that doesn't go from first to third on a base hit, or from second to home. Every time you steal a base, you're taking a gamble on getting thrown out, and taking the bat out of the hitter's hand.