I'm mad at him, too, for being out late. But I'm not mad enough to take a chance on losing a ball game and possibly the pennant.

If anybody needs me, I'm in my room being embalmed.

Why shouldn't he break Ruth's record? He's got more power than Stalin.

Sometimes it's easier to understand things than it is to figure them out

I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been thrown out of so many.

You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.

I would not admire hitting against Ryne Duren, because if he ever hit you in the head you might be in the past tense.