Once someone gave me a picture and I wrote 'Do good in school.' I looked up and the guy was 78 years old
I'll never make the mistake of being 70 again.
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.
Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.
You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
What's the use of askin' a man to execute if he can't execute?