I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been thrown out of so many.

I love signing autographs. I'll sign anything but veal cutlets. My ballpoint slips on veal cutlets.

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

Do you realize how good you have to be to strike out 2000 times?

Sometimes it's easier to understand things than it is to figure them out

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

He'd (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.