I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been thrown out of so many.

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.

No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.

I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

He (Mickey Mantle) should lead the league in everything. With his combination of speed and power he should win the triple batting crown every year. In fact, he should do anything he wants to do.

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

Mr. that boy couldn't hit the ground if he fell out of an airplane.