The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
The Mets has come along slow, but fast!
You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
All that analysis is well and good, but what I need right now is a left-handed batter who can hit the ball over the shortstop's head.
What's the use of askin' a man to execute if he can't execute?
Never make bad predictions, especially about the futture.