Sometimes it's easier to understand things than it is to figure them out
You look up and down the bench and you have to say to yourself, 'Can't anybody here play this game?' There comes a time in every man's life and I've had plenty of them.
You can't get into the Hall of Fame unless you limp.
Why shouldn't he break Ruth's record? He's got more power than Stalin.
Best thing wrong with Jack Fisher is nothing.
They examined all my organs. Some of them are quite remarkable and others are not so good. A lot of museums are bidding for them.