You can't get into the Hall of Fame unless you limp.

All that analysis is well and good, but what I need right now is a left-handed batter who can hit the ball over the shortstop's head.

You have to draft a catcher, because if you don't have one, the pitch will roll all the way back to the screen.

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.

The only thing worse than a Mets game is a Mets doubleheader.

Some of you fellers are getting 'Whiskey Slick.'

I couldn't have done it without my players.