They examined all my organs. Some of them are quite remarkable and others are not so good. A lot of museums are bidding for them.

I got one that can throw but can't catch, and one that can catch but can't throw, and one who can hit but can't do either.

Canzeroni is the only defensive catcher that can't catch.

Best thing wrong with Jack Fisher is nothing.

I'm mad at him, too, for being out late. But I'm not mad enough to take a chance on losing a ball game and possibly the pennant.

He (Lyndon B. Johnson) wanted to see poverty, so he came to see my team (1964 New York Mets).

You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.