They examined all my organs. Some of them are quite remarkable and others are not so good. A lot of museums are bidding for them.

You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.

He'd (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.

I became a major league manager in several cities and was discharged. We call it discharged because there was no question I had to leave.

Pardon me, Mr. Craig, but how are we going to defense Mr. McCovey... in the upper deck or the lower deck?

You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't gonna get it, and if you do, it ain't worth it.

Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.