You can't go out to the mound, hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army.
Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
The Mets has come along slow, but fast!
When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.