He'd (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.
Never make bad predictions, especially about the futture.
Left-handers have more enthusiasm for life. They sleep on the wrong side of the bed, and their head gets more stagnant on that side.
Play every game as if your job depended on it. It just might.
We was going to get you a birthday cake, but we figured you'd drop it.
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.