I love signing autographs. I'll sign anything but veal cutlets. My ballpoint slips on veal cutlets.

The Mets has come along slow, but fast!

Nobody knows this, but one of us has just been traded to Kansas City.

If you ran a delicatessen store, you would want to be the best delicatessen store, wouldn't you? Well, that's how I feel about the Yankees.

I became a major league manager in several cities and was discharged. We call it discharged because there was no question I had to leave.

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a chance to be a star. Now that fella over there, he's 20 years old, too. In 10 years he's got a chance to be 30.

Nobody ever had too many of them (pitchers).