We're in such a slump that even the ones that are drinkin' aren't hittin'.

You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right.

I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

Bobby Brown reminds me of a fellow who's been hitting for 12 years and fielding one.

If anybody needs me, I'm in my room being embalmed.

Nobody knows this, but one of us has just been traded to Kansas City.

I was once asked what it takes to be a great manager...my response? Great players.