We're in such a slump that even the ones that are drinkin' aren't hittin'.

Well, that's baseball. Rags to riches one day and riches to rags the next. But I've been in it 36 years and I'm used to it.

There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.

Left-handers have more enthusiasm for life. They sleep on the wrong side of the bed, and their head gets more stagnant on that side.

I would not admire hitting against Ryne Duren, because if he ever hit you in the head you might be in the past tense.

They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I'll never make the mistake of being seventy again.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.