They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like.
Bobby Brown reminds me of a fellow who's been hitting for 12 years and fielding one.
They said it couldn't be done, but sometimes it doesn't work out that way.
Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.
Son, we'd like to keep you around this season but we're going to try and win a pennant.