Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.
The Yankees don't pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
Canzeroni is the only defensive catcher that can't catch.
The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
The trick is growing up without growing old.
Without losers, where would the winners be?