If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking about being an owner.

The only thing worse than a Mets game is a Mets doubleheader.

No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.

Son, we'd like to keep you around this season but we're going to try and win a pennant.

Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Most ball games are lost, not won.