If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking about being an owner.

The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their days off.

They say you can't do it, but sometimes it doesn't always work.

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.

I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

Jerry Lumpe looks like the best hitter in the world until you put him in the lineup.

I made up my mind, but I made it up both ways.