If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking about being an owner.

I got one that can throw but can't catch, and one that can catch but can't throw, and one who can hit but can't do either.

Baseball is very big at the present time. This makes me think baseball will live longer than Casey Stengel or anybody else.

Pardon me, Mr. Craig, but how are we going to defense Mr. McCovey... in the upper deck or the lower deck?

Take everything you can get over in center. The Dago's heel is hurting pretty bad.

You could look it up.

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.