If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking about being an owner.

He's a smart-assed kid who's always sassin' people and gettin' away with it.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

We was going to get you a birthday cake, but we figured you'd drop it.

Never make bad predictions, especially about the futture.

You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.