You have to draft a catcher, because if you don't have one, the pitch will roll all the way back to the screen.

I was once asked what it takes to be a great manager...my response? Great players.

Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.

Johnny Sain don't say much, but that don't matter much, because when you're out there on the mound, you got nobody to talk to.

Son, we'd like to keep you around this season but we're going to try and win a pennant.

Son, it ain't the water cooler that's striking you out.

I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon.