We was going to get you a birthday cake, but we figured you'd drop it.
The best ballplayer's the one who doesn't think he made good. He keeps trying to convince you.
I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their days off.
Even my players aren't players.
Do you realize how good you have to be to strike out 2000 times?