Do you realize how good you have to be to strike out 2000 times?

I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been thrown out of so many.

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.

No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.

If you walk backwards, you'll find out you can go forwards and people won't know if you're coming or going.

If anybody needs me, I'm in my room being embalmed.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.