You can't go out to the mound, hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
Wake up muscles we're in New York now.
Don't cut off your nose yourself.
They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.
Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
Left-handers have more enthusiasm for life. They sleep on the wrong side of the bed, and their head gets more stagnant on that side.