Do you realize how good you have to be to strike out 2000 times?

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

I'll never make the mistake of being 70 again.

Even my players aren't players.

No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking about being an owner.

You have to draft a catcher, because if you don't have one, the pitch will roll all the way back to the screen.