Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.

Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.

You could look it up.

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.

Amazing strength, amazing power - he (Ron Swoboda) can grind the dust out of the bat. He will be great, super even wonderful. Now, if he can only learn to catch a fly ball.

Canzeroni is the only defensive catcher that can't catch.

Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.