Don't cut your nose off yourself.
(Rogers) Hornsby could run like anything but not like this kid. (Ty) Cobb was the fastest I ever saw for being sensational on the bases.
I love signing autographs. I'll sign anything but veal cutlets. My ballpoint slips on veal cutlets.
It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like.
The trick is growing up without growing old.
The Yankees don't pay me to win every day, just two out of three.