Every time I get something under control in my own life, the world provides more material.

Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself.

Breaking up: It's so easy to return their possessions, but so hard to get our brain cells back.

My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.

I'd love to see more equal representation of female and male cartoonists on the comics page.

[On men:] I'm torn between wanting to have one and wanting to be one.

Food ... love ... mother ... career ... Live every day to the fullest. Partake of the four basic guilt groups.