Everyday is a new beginning and a chance to blow it.

[On men:] I'm torn between wanting to have one and wanting to be one.

My heart always belongs to the one who doesn't want it.

Cartooning is a wonderful career, and I'd like more women to get to have it. I can't think of any reason why we won't see more syndicated female cartoonists in the future.

So often, happiness is the extent to which we balance our grandiose expectations with reality.

This is a business meal. The calories do not count. I am mentally labeling these as 'business calories' so my body will know they were eaten in the line of duty and will process them differently.

Food ... love ... mother ... career ... Live every day to the fullest. Partake of the four basic guilt groups.