Makeup is such a weird concept. I'll wake up in the morning and look in the mirror. 'Gee, I really don't look so good. Maybe if my eyelids were blue, I'd be more attractive.

I don't have any kids. Well, at least none I know about.

My parents only had one argument in 45 years. It lasted 43 years.

Marriage is like a 5,000- piece jigsaw of the sky.

Jews can't serve on juries because they insist they're guilty.

Makeup is such a weird concept. I'll wake up in the morning and look in the mirror. 'Gee, I really don't look so good. Maybe if my eyelids were blue, I'd be more attractive.

Marriage is very difficult. Marriage is like a five-thousand-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky.