I should only have been as lucky as Valentino, in the movies - I didnt have to be a gigolo. In real life.
They say the camera never lies. It lies every day.
I was wearing corn plasters above and below my toes and taping my ankles twice.
In the future, all robots will act like Don Knotts.
I had to keep from laughing when a male relative of mine became concerned about how often I danced.
It's a new town. The old elegance is gone. It used to be one big family, this industry.