When someone's acting for a scene, they can fool the camera. But in everyday life, unless you're watching and censoring yourself every minute, or spending all your time in the company of ladies, what you feel is bound to show in your eyes.

They say the camera never lies. It lies every day.

I'm satisfied to go in at the bottom - that's the best way to learn what things are all about.

A joke a day keeps the gloom away!

If you can believe it, Hollywood wanted to change my birthdate. I was born after Valentine's Day, so they wanted to change it to February 14. A Latin lover should be born on Valentine's Day. I said no.

Sometimes, I wonder what I'm doing here.

It's a new town. The old elegance is gone. It used to be one big family, this industry.