When someone's acting for a scene, they can fool the camera. But in everyday life, unless you're watching and censoring yourself every minute, or spending all your time in the company of ladies, what you feel is bound to show in your eyes.

I was wearing corn plasters above and below my toes and taping my ankles twice.

We Latins make splendid lovers and splendid older men.

I'm 86 and my doctor used to tell me to slow down - at least he did until he dropped dead.

I'm satisfied to go in at the bottom - that's the best way to learn what things are all about.

I can't date women my own age any more - I hate going to cemeteries.

When someone's acting for a scene, they can fool the camera. But in everyday life, unless you're watching and censoring yourself every minute, or spending all your time in the company of ladies, what you feel is bound to show in your eyes.