If you can believe it, Hollywood wanted to change my birthdate. I was born after Valentine's Day, so they wanted to change it to February 14. A Latin lover should be born on Valentine's Day. I said no.

A joke a day keeps the gloom away!

All kinds of celebrities, political ones as well, are increasingly being targeted. In this country, with all the countless guns.

If my father's business hadn't gone broke, I'd be exporting nuts, bolts and sugar machinery right now. What an awful thought!

They say the camera never lies. It lies every day.

I had to keep from laughing when a male relative of mine became concerned about how often I danced.

The make up took about an hour to put on, but the wig was a thing that bothered me more than anything else.