I was wearing corn plasters above and below my toes and taping my ankles twice.

They say the camera never lies. It lies every day.

I was out dancing with one actress or another. And that got press. Even when it didn't, the whole town knew I was a dancing fool, and since I couldn't very well dance with a man, they saw me dancing with a lady, and they assumed the rest.

Valentino was apparently gay or bisexual. And his two lesbian wives. But without any question, he had sex with men. From choice. So he was one or the other.

I was wearing corn plasters above and below my toes and taping my ankles twice.

We Latins make splendid lovers and splendid older men.

I'm 86 and my doctor used to tell me to slow down - at least he did until he dropped dead.