I was wearing corn plasters above and below my toes and taping my ankles twice.

Sometimes, I wonder what I'm doing here.

We Latins make splendid lovers and splendid older men.

I'm satisfied to go in at the bottom - that's the best way to learn what things are all about.

I should remember more, and I have a pretty good memory.

I was supposed to be a romancer, either wooing the leading lady or competing with the leading man for her.

I should only have been as lucky as Valentino, in the movies - I didnt have to be a gigolo. In real life.