Anyone got X-ray visión?I asked, trying to smile. Where is Superman when you need him?

Most humans were on one big island, to the fairies, and that island was adrift on a sea called I Totally Don’t Care.

I have a big hole in my heart," I said. "But it'll close over." I don't want to sound all Dr. Phil," she said. "But don't let the scab seal the pain in, okay?" That's good advice," I said. "I hope I can manage it.

JB’s mother had taught him early on that appreciated women are happy women.

Men sometimes have to leave their ladies alone, and ladies are not responsible for the bad manners of fools.

‎Should we do this now?" Pam gave an almost inaudible snort. She was smiling in the glow of the streetlight, suddenly exhilarated. "You waiting for an engraved invite?" Lord save me from sarcastic vampires.

It’s called Two and a Half Men,” Dermot was telling his guest. “I understand,” Bellenos said. “Because the two brothers are grown, and the son isn’t.” “I think so,” Dermot said. “Don’t you think the son is useless?” “The half? Yes. At home, we’d eat him,” Bellenos said.