Anyone got X-ray visión?I asked, trying to smile. Where is Superman when you need him?

You never told me all this before," I said, by way of explanation. "You all have divided up America into kingdoms, is that right?

i was momentarily sidetracked by the vision of Eric herding a cow into a trailer and driving it to the shoulder of the the interstate and shooing it into the trees.

Should I just bite you, and end it all?", he whispered. "I would never have to think about you again. Thinking about you is an annoying habit and one I want to be rid of.

Men sometimes have to leave their ladies alone, and ladies are not responsible for the bad manners of fools.

My brother, Jason, came into the bar, then, and sauntered over to give me a hug. He knows that women like a man who's good to his family and also kind to the disabled, so hugging me is a double whammy of recommendation.

As exits go, that's a good one." It was pretty hard to have the last word with a vampire.