I'm just what America needs: another unemployed black man. (on his retirement from basketball)
It's the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife.
People say I eat a lot. I really don't. More or less I just eat all the time.
To me, there's only 5 real jobs in America: Police Officers, Teachers, Firefighters, Doctors, and the Military Service.
Look, I'm in the top 20 of players who ever lived.
Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cause you were too close, kissing his!