Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while.

If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she's ugly. If they tell you a guy works hard, he can't play a lick. Same thing.

Say, Cuttino. What are those Godawful clothes you're wearing? Man, this ain't Rhode Island anymore. You're in the NBA. The girls have teeth here.

I May Be Wrong but I Doubt It.

I don't hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.

If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn't get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.

I played against him (Wilkins) in college. Getting nominated with him, that's pretty cool.