Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while.

I don't get into the gun stuff. Some guys have guns who go hunting. Where do we stop (the gun control) at? I'm not a hunter, but we can't say people can't have guns.

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag.

Every time I hear the word conservative it makes me sick to my stomach.

I was a Republican until they lost their minds

I don't listen to the refs. I don't listen to anyone who makes less money than I do.

If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she's ugly. If they tell you a guy works hard, he can't play a lick. Same thing.