Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they're still poor.

Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey.

If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn't get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.

If you are an ugly woman, you have no chance of getting a TV job.

I'm really disturbed about the gay marriage thing. Because I think gay people should get married, cause it's their own business ... Because as a Black man, I think you've got to be against any form of discrimination.

Yeah Ernie, its called defense, I mean I wouldn't know anything about it personally but I've heard about it through the grapevine.

I'm serious. I've got to get people to realize that the government is full of it. Republicans and Democrats want to argue over stuff that's not important, like gay marriage or the war in Iraq or illegal immigration... When I run - if I run - we're going to talk about real issues like improving our schools, cleaning up our neighborhoods of drugs and crime and making Alabama a better place for all people.