Say, Cuttino. What are those Godawful clothes you're wearing? Man, this ain't Rhode Island anymore. You're in the NBA. The girls have teeth here.

We're not all supposed to think alike.

When you get arrested it's in big letters. When you get acquitted it's in small letters.

If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas.

I came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking - and that's all that golf is - then you are officially fat.

The most underrated player in NBA history is Dominique Wilkins. Right behind him is Gary Payton. He never has gotten the respect he deserves. If he doesn't spend the rest of his days in Seattle, I hope he goes someplace where he has a chance to win a title.

Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while.