I know a lot of people did a lot of heavy lifting to make me successful and I do everything in my power not to screw it up.

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

If somebody hits you with an object you should beat the hell out of them.

I came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking - and that's all that golf is - then you are officially fat.

Everybody in New York thinks the Knicks are Playboy bunnies, and I have been telling them for years the Knicks are a rabbit. They're closer to a Playboy bunny this year but for the last few years these guys are like, 'We have a really good team!' And I say, 'You really think that?' And I say, 'No, they don't.' But this is the best team they've had in a while.

Everything gets blamed on the Clintons, every single thing in this world. I think Bill Clinton shot JFK, too.

Well, all I can say is that people know I'm not saying anything out of malice.