I think the biggest problem is parents are so concerned with being friends with their kids. You're not their friend. You're their parent.

I never would say a player stinks. Ever. I'll tell you their team stinks, and first of all, they know their team stinks. And the fans know their team stinks.

I read that heavy drinking is bad for your health. I decided I better stop reading.

Poor white people and poor black people just don't know how much they have in common. Rich people don't give a damn about either group.

The meek may inherit the earth, but they wont get the ball from me.

I'm just what America needs: another unemployed black man. (on his retirement from basketball)

If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn't get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.