My message is simple: take control of your life

If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?

Just because you say something doesn't make it controversial, and it doesn't make you a bad person.

If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas.

One thing about being famous is the people around you, you pay all their bills so they very rarely disagree with you because they want you to pick up the check.

Kids are great. That's one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It's a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names.

I don't get into the gun stuff. Some guys have guns who go hunting. Where do we stop (the gun control) at? I'm not a hunter, but we can't say people can't have guns.