My message is simple: take control of your life

Look, I'm in the top 20 of players who ever lived.

I'm serious. I've got to get people to realize that the government is full of it. Republicans and Democrats want to argue over stuff that's not important, like gay marriage or the war in Iraq or illegal immigration... When I run - if I run - we're going to talk about real issues like improving our schools, cleaning up our neighborhoods of drugs and crime and making Alabama a better place for all people.

I read that heavy drinking is bad for your health. I decided I better stop reading.

I don't mess with that cat. I'm pretty sure he carries a blade under his jersey.

Poor white people and poor black people just don't know how much they have in common. Rich people don't give a damn about either group.

I came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking - and that's all that golf is - then you are officially fat.