My wife's married. I'm not.

This is why I hate white people. You guys try to turn everything into a racial issue.

You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right.

I don't get into the gun stuff. Some guys have guns who go hunting. Where do we stop (the gun control) at? I'm not a hunter, but we can't say people can't have guns.

When you read the book you see that these guys aren't holding any punches. They're straightforward. They're honest. They're giving you their honest opinion.

My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them, 'Hey, I'm rich'.

If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn't get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.