My wife's married. I'm not.

I May Be Wrong but I Doubt It.

You know what I always say about basketball whenever anybody tried to tell me the Knicks are gonna be good: They're old. Old people don't get healthy. They die.

Those Grizzlies are more like pandas.

We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.

I don't get into the gun stuff. Some guys have guns who go hunting. Where do we stop (the gun control) at? I'm not a hunter, but we can't say people can't have guns.

I'm not a role model... Just because I dunk a basketball doesn't mean I should raise your kids.