I'm not paid to be a role model. I'm paid to wreak havoc on the basketball court.

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag.

It ain't like we're curing cancer or anything, we're watching basketball.

I just thank God for Dennis [Rodman], cause he makes me look like a saint.

I don't know anything about Angola, but Angola's in trouble.

I don't worry about playing basketball; that comes natural. I just want to have fun. David Robinson, Patrick Ewing, Michael Jordan: this is like spring break in the ghetto.