I don't have time to put up with the politics. Who's a Democrat? Who's a Republican? Who's liberal? Who's conservative? Man, can my daughter just go to a school and not get killed? Can these people get a good job? That's what I'm concerned about.

I'm afraid of the skeletons in my closet. I've got a whole cemetery full of them.

Preseason is just a way to screw fans out of money.

This place? Nothing positive. OK, I want to say something positive. It's positively a dump.

I don't listen to the refs. I don't listen to anyone who makes less money than I do.

Christian is going to be the strongest man in the NBA next year, because all he's been doing all summer is carrying around the luggage for 11 guys.

Well, when I went off to college, the guys I used to hang with were pumping gas and voting Democrat. Today they're still pumping gas and voting Democrat. Guess the Democrats didn't do much for them.