Sometimes I have to criticize guys to try to make it fun, I mean, I'm out there trying to bust other people. I want all these guys to do well, but when they do something stupid or don't play well, I try not to kill 'em, I try to make 'em laugh a little bit.

Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cause you were too close, kissing his!

I’d rather have a gay guy who can play than a straight guy who can’t play.

The older I get, the faster I was.

I was a Republican until they lost their minds

Well, when I went off to college, the guys I used to hang with were pumping gas and voting Democrat. Today they're still pumping gas and voting Democrat. Guess the Democrats didn't do much for them.

Any time a little midget does something like this, you gotta give him a 10!.